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Round-up 25: Mr. Ari Aster Did It Again with EDDINGTON!
In Eddington, Mr. Aster takes the thrilling components of his horror efforts and reshapes them into a contemporary Western black comedy. A wild departure thematically from his other work, but it utilizes a lot of the tropes that he’s become famous for. The story surrounds the small town of Eddington, New Mexico, where a liberal mayor and a conservative sheriff go toe-to-toe over the political strife of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Sammy Castellino
Aug 176 min read


Salo: Or the 120 Days of Sodom, a Painful Review
In the film community, the film is regarded as very controversial, with some sects praising its provocative nature, while others consider it a disgusting, borderline “snuff”-like piece of media. This polarization alone made me very curious. So, after much time of getting myself hyped up, along with an ice-cold six-pack of Miller Lite, I finally sat down to witness the endurance-horror that is Salo.

Sammy Castellino
Aug 107 min read


Round-up 24: Double Batch
The story has been adapted to the screen at least twice, most famously by Spielberg in 2005. This time, they took the overdone “everything is on the computer screen” approach and stuck Ice Cube front and center to put on a show. But he does anything other than put on a show, he practically sounds like he's reading the script for the very first time with his finger dragging across the lines as he reads.

Sammy Castellino
Aug 99 min read


Round-up 23: Rewatchables II
Since Whiplash (2014), Damien Chazelle has been at the top of my list when it comes to watching new releases. So, when it came out that he was making a three-hour epic about the pre-sound era of Hollywood, I was more than sold on the experience. That was until I actually got around to watching it and got to that fateful opening scene with the elephant. If you haven’t seen the film, I won’t spoil it here, but just know there is fecal matter involved.

Sammy Castellino
Jul 275 min read


Round-up 22: The Teen Apocalpse Trilogy
All this to say, I did start the week off strong with a viewing of each of Gregg Araki’s entries in his Teen Apocalypse Trilogy from the mid-to-late 90s. The trilogy includes Totally F***ed Up (1993), The Doom Generation(1995), and the conclusion to the saga, Nowhere (1997). The films are loosely connected by themes of queer alienation, rage against the establishment, and an inherent nihilistic perspective on life and the future.

Sammy Castellino
Jul 205 min read


Round-up 21: Thrillers and Mike Judge's Best
The story follows Luke Wilson as a quite literal average Joe who gets roped into an army science experiment to be frozen, which, of course, goes wrong. He wakes up five hundred years later, as everyone has become insanely dumb through generations of inbreeding and bad traits passing down, he is the smartest man in the world.

Sammy Castellino
Jul 135 min read


Round-up 20: Criterion Haul for 4th of July Weekend
This is a notorious, or rather infamous, film for a number of reasons I’m about to get into. But I’ll start with this: Paul Thomas Anderson accomplished what this film wanted to be with his late 90s hit Boogie Nights (1997). PTA skillfully, and more importantly, tastefully weaves pornographic story elements with clever cinematography. Caligula is not that.

Sammy Castellino
Jul 65 min read


Round-up 19: From Office Space to Videodrome
Hazy recollection of the recent week’s days. It was a full and long week of work, and I was really feeling the monotony this time around. You know you’re cooked when you show up to work and immediately start creating checkpoints for yourself. “Okay, we just gotta make it to nine o'clock”… Then, “Now, ten”…

Sammy Castellino
Jun 295 min read


Round-up 18: I'm an Asshole for Not Seeing These Before (I?)
The story follows Kyle MacLachlan as a young man back from school in his small, idyllic American suburb when he stumbles across a severed human ear in a field. After taking it into the local police station, his curiosity gets the better of him as he sets off into the secret underworld of a town once thought to be innocent.

Sammy Castellino
Jun 225 min read


Round-up 16: Ryan Coogler's Sinners Reaction
The film follows Jordan, portraying twin brothers, gangsters who have been holding out in Chicago, and are now returning home to the South to open a juke joint. The story takes its time getting us acquainted with not only the twin brothers, Smoke and Stack, but their friends and family who unite under the roof of their new bar for the turning point of the film, when the vampires come out…

Sammy Castellino
Jun 85 min read


Round-up 14: Kurosawa and Friends
In the twilight years of his career, Mr. Kurosawa blessed us with his legendary retelling of William Shakespeare’s King Lear; Ran (1985) is a war epic surrounding a medieval Japanese warlord as he desperately seeks to retire, all by giving away his vast empire to his three sons.

Sammy Castellino
May 256 min read


Round-up 13: Requiem for a Dream and Co.
Requiem for a Dream earns every ounce of respect and infamy it has earned over the years. This is not for the faint of heart whatsoever. The story follows an interconnected group of diverse characters in the slums of New York City in the 90s as they struggle through progressively worse addiction. Jared Leto leads the cast as a young son and boyfriend who comes across a “great idea” to start slinging the drugs he and his friends are so hopelessly addicted to.

Sammy Castellino
May 195 min read


Round-up 12: Sad Boy Hours
This one I hold close to my heart just due to the immense weight of its emotion and how it digs its claws into your soul and carefully dissects it by the time the credits are rolling. The story follows Charlie, a young high schooler who doesn’t have any friends and is simultaneously dealing with some harsh personal trauma. What strikes me about this film is the direction by Chbosky, who clearly had a vision for this novel coming to life prior to his making it.

Sammy Castellino
May 125 min read


Round-up 11: White kid reviews Malcolm X (and more)
This is Spike Lee at the absolute top of his game, weaving cinematic spectacle with hard-hitting rhetorical questions about the consequences of America’s greatest sin. The opening scenes are almost a celebration of many films before it, before quickly devolving into the horrors Malcolm would experience, leading to the tumultuous and eventually life-taking journey of religious and spiritual, and moreover, societal acceptance.

Sammy Castellino
May 44 min read


A Minecraft Movie Review: Hess Falls Short with Corporate Greed
Hess’s semi-live-action film adaptation of the famous game is not a letdown. It is a recurring event of corporate greed dominating creativity. Which is pretty ironic given the game’s structure. As of writing this, the movie has raked in close to seven and a half million dollars worldwide.

Sammy Castellino
Apr 275 min read


Happiness: A Film Analysis
“…Because I’m champagne, and you’re shit. Until the day you die.” One of the final lines uttered by Jon Lovitz’s character...

Sammy Castellino
Mar 2117 min read


The Brutalist (2024) Review
Every once in a while, an "epic" will stand out among the rest and cement itself as a truly great piece of art.

Sammy Castellino
Mar 64 min read


Poor Things Accomplished Everything Barbie Thought It Did
In the rising action of 2023, the hype was all about Barbenheimer, the crossover event of the decade...

Sammy Castellino
Mar 411 min read


Nosferatu (2024) Review
A part of this modern remaster that I didn't expect was the comic relief. And was that a welcome surprise.

Sammy Castellino
Feb 183 min read
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