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Welcome, brothers & sisters
Remaining excellent since 2001.
If my subheaders doesn't already give it away, I'm not taking this too seriously. I've always loved writing, and I've always been encouraged to do it. Finding my niche was the more difficult part. As the years went by, and my technical skills continued to advance and refine, my voice began to shine through. I'm an asshole. I often come off as abrasive, snarky, and crude. But my faults once anchors to self-pity now have become a vessel to sail the seas of the interweb and hopefully say something funny or interesting along the way. So, climb aboard my fellow captains, and let's have some fun.
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