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Round-up 21: Thrillers and Mike Judge's Best
The story follows Luke Wilson as a quite literal average Joe who gets roped into an army science experiment to be frozen, which, of course, goes wrong. He wakes up five hundred years later, as everyone has become insanely dumb through generations of inbreeding and bad traits passing down, he is the smartest man in the world.

Sammy Castellino
Jul 135 min read


Round-up 20: Criterion Haul for 4th of July Weekend
This is a notorious, or rather infamous, film for a number of reasons I’m about to get into. But I’ll start with this: Paul Thomas Anderson accomplished what this film wanted to be with his late 90s hit Boogie Nights (1997). PTA skillfully, and more importantly, tastefully weaves pornographic story elements with clever cinematography. Caligula is not that.

Sammy Castellino
Jul 65 min read


A Minecraft Movie Review: Hess Falls Short with Corporate Greed
Hess’s semi-live-action film adaptation of the famous game is not a letdown. It is a recurring event of corporate greed dominating creativity. Which is pretty ironic given the game’s structure. As of writing this, the movie has raked in close to seven and a half million dollars worldwide.

Sammy Castellino
Apr 275 min read


Round-up 10: Distracting myself from Jared Hess
I started with the brand-new release on MAX that is Companion (2025), starring Sophie Thatcher and Jack Quaid in the lead roles. This is a black comedy, horror, thriller film that delves into the world of artificial intelligence and how our relationship with it is likely to evolve.

Sammy Castellino
Apr 264 min read


Round-up 9: Rewatchables
While hilarious in many regards, what makes this a standout film to me is the rapid switch into serious drama between the characters, where life and death are considered. The first two-thirds of the film or so are a straightforward hangout comedy, with an ensemble cast of characters messing with one another as they go about their daily lives. The final act completely subverts the audience’s expectations...

Sammy Castellino
Apr 215 min read


Round-up 6: Spring Break 2025
There is something special about hiding indoors amidst the cold. Trying to remain positive here.

Sammy Castellino
Mar 305 min read


Round-up Week 4: New Movies and Such
As far as my movie-watching goes, I started the week with a rewatch of one of my all-time favorite films, Quentin Tarantino's...

Sammy Castellino
Mar 154 min read


Round-up Week 1: The Beginning
I need to be consistent. Consistency isn't just key; it's one of my worst enemies.

Sammy Castellino
Feb 233 min read


Nosferatu (2024) Review
A part of this modern remaster that I didn't expect was the comic relief. And was that a welcome surprise.

Sammy Castellino
Feb 183 min read
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